In the book Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants,
by Dav Pilkey, Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Poopypants thinks up a devious plot
to get people to stop laughing at his name: he forces everyone to change their
OWN name, based on a complex chart. Enter your name into the boxes and find out
what you would be named, according to the Professor!