Figures 1-3. Scooter Spankovich
That's one of man's eternal questions. Unfortunately, we can't really answer it. Instead, let us introduce ourselves.
Figures 1-3. Scooter Spankovich
Scooter lives deep in the heart of Medford, MA, which is
populated entirely by 2nd-generation Italians with impressive grape arbors and
bathtub Madonnas in their yards. Dwelling with
her is a terminally mellow cat, a turtle named Stella, 6 goldfish, and 3 housemates, who are each geeky
in their own special way. Scooter, despite her former training as an
archaeologist and a graphic designer,
recently got fired from Harvard University and now is a Coffee Pouring
Technician at Dunkin Donuts. Need
anyone to babysit or do gardening? In her spare time,
she makes mobiles out of trash, and dreams of being a crumhorn virtuoso. She is considering becoming an electrician, auto mechanic,
EMT, rock star or 7-11 Cashier someday. In the
future, Scooter also plans to be a pirate off the Barbary Coast, have her band actually practice more than once every other
week, and include more fondue in her diet. Her long term career goals are
to pay the rent, and to find more Kraftwerk
records. Scooter designed this site, and would like an ant farm for her birthday. Scooter can also irritate the world with her
very own MP3
page! Her specialty is singing long, depressing Irish ballads. And,
like every modern geek, she also has her very own boring web
log!
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The Evolution of Krustee LaBeef
Krustee is the only person in the world still gainfully employed at a dot-com. Abandoning a promising career in photography, Krustee has forsaken the land of Aerosmith to live in Chinatown in NYC. Krustee has been a member of the bands Goidelica, Gotee Princess of Xee and Friends and Bindi Twin, and made that guy from They Might Be Giants a sandwich once.
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