Find your Professor Poopypants Name!

In the book Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Poopypants thinks up a devious plot to get people to stop laughing at his name: he forces everyone to change their OWN name, based on a complex chart. Enter your name into the boxes and find out what you would be named, according to the Professor!

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