1. You're in love with your best friend's significant other. The course of action you take is: Kill your best friend. Spread rumors that the friend is cheating, until they break up. Then make your move sit alone and ponder oblivion. Life is cruel and unfair. Still be friends with both of them, after all, good friends are hard to find. Avoid both of them. Still hang out with them, but make no secret of the fact that if they ever break up, you'd step in. Try to woo the significant other away with gifts and poetry. Accept the situation, but be pissy about it. kill them both. Kill the S.O. If you can't have him/her, nobody should be able to.
2. You're stranded on a desert island. You end up hooking up with:
the best looking castaway. the smartest the loosest The most entertaining Whoever says "yes" first anyone the one who's the biggest challenge to win the one who will prove the most beneficial to your status the funniest Everyone.
3. Music of choice: classical Rap/Hip Hop Classic Rock pop tunes, lite rock Marilyn Manson, The Smiths, or other dramatic, Black-clad angst rock. Indie rock techno, dance music funk, soul jazz Silence.
4. Smite one... Carrot Top Bill Gates Britney Spears yo mama Rosie O'Donnell Osama bin Laden Kermit the Frog yourself The Backstreet Boys, collectively I'm a pacifist.
5. Favorite Holiday: Passover, of course, I'm a Plague. St. Paddy's Day, pass the green beer! Valentine's Day, so I can simmer in my solitude. My birthday! I get presents! Thanksgiving. So I can dis my family and have fun elsewhere. Groundhog Day- I have no use for winter. Arbor Day Memorial Day, I get to sleep in. Christmas!!!! I love Christmas! :o) Valentine's Day, because it's such a special time for me and my sweetie.
6. Redecorate your room:
white walls, subtle colors. bright colors everywhere. shag carpeted walls and mood lighting tasteful, expensive designer furnishings everywhere spacious and sunny dark, cozy, and cave-like dark colors and/or patterns lots of antiques and old-fashioned touches. Martha Stewart would die of jealousy. I like my room the way it is, thank you!
7. You have to kill someone. You would use which method?
Shoot him/her strangling. plant a bomb in his or her car. pay a hit man to do this for me. poison. suffocate him/her with a plastic bag. throw him/her off a bridge Push him or her in front of a speeding train inject him/her with drugs, and make it look like an overdose stab him or her. 8. You'd rather be:
Golfing Bowling Playing soccer watching Baseball on tv At a football game alone playing pool playing with my computer Skiing or snowboarding on a tropical cruise sipping drinks with little umbrellas.
I stole this from The Daria Quiz, who took the code from the heepoo who took it from the Resolution Quiz who took it from the beetle quiz.
