does the future hold? Are you going to win a
zillion dollars? Become famous or infamous? Will Justin Timberlake ask
you to marry him? Does your boss really think you're a jerk? Ask the Oracle of Scoot! She will gaze into her
Crystal Jell-o Mold and unleash the Secrets of the Ages. Make sure to
phrase your question in "yes or no" format; essay questions
require too much power for mere mortals to fathom.