She isn't as tall as Chewbaca. She can't shoot worth a
damn. But she'd damn loyal and boy can she kiss!
LLAMA ON TRAIN
One day on the B-line there was a llama sitting behind
LLAMA AT WEDDING
There I was at Miriam's Wedding and this llama turned up. I
think it was looking for free drink. Thank god Miriam didn't see it. She'd have
LLAMA AND LENNON
Someone once told me I looked like John Lennon. So one
Halloween I decided to dress up as him. I thought it came out pretty well. But
a roommate, who shall remain nameless, was determined to one up me and made
this fantastic llama suit.