She isn't as tall as Chewbaca. She can't shoot worth a damn. But she'd damn loyal and boy can she kiss!

One day on the B-line there was a llama sitting behind me.

There I was at Miriam's Wedding and this llama turned up. I think it was looking for free drink. Thank god Miriam didn't see it. She'd have painted it.

Someone once told me I looked like John Lennon. So one Halloween I decided to dress up as him. I thought it came out pretty well. But a roommate, who shall remain nameless, was determined to one up me and made this fantastic llama suit.