1. What brand of tooth paste?
2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ... or
3. What Brands?
4. What flavor dental floss: Mint,
cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular?
5. Do you roll your socks, pull them
up, or ?
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold?
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle
8. Favorite color?
9. Summer footwear: sandals or
10. Apples, oranges, or
11. Lefty or Righty?
12. Glass is half-empty or
13. Bleh or blah?
14. What do you like about
15. Would you ever wear Taz
16. Do you sing in the
17. Do you talk to your pet?
18. Do you talk to yourself?
19. Do you have a secret crush on your
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a
gift on Xmas?
22. Do you have 11 toes?
23. What is the lamest pick up line
you've ever used?
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a
29. If you HAD to, what color nail
polish/lipstick would you wear?
30. Do you bite your lip when you're
31. Would you skip school if you had a
huge zit between your eyes on picture day?
32. Do tight jeans make guys look
33. How do you take mascara
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green
mascara turn you on?
35. Would you ever wear lip
36. What's better: gummi sweet tarts or
sweet tart gum?
37. M&Ms or Skittles?
38. Do you go to public places with
your mom, and actually TALK to her?
39. Can you climb a tree?
40. What is 1 + 1?
41. What is your favorite
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis
43. How old are you?
44. How old do you WANT to
45. Where do you want to
46. Where do you want to go?
47. Who do you want to meet?
48. Do you like Kool-Aid?
49. Does pine-sol smell good?
50. What are your favorite pizza
51. Do you like toast?
52. Do you still carve
53. Do you still leave cookies &
milk out for Santa?
54. Have you lost all your baby
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light
56. Clear or colored?
57. When your dentist asked, what
flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint?
58. Where is your hand right
59. What is better: your right ear or
60. Okay or O'kay?
61. French poodle or french
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4
63. If not, how big are they
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x
65. Do you know your parents'
66. Do you know your siblings
67. Does your grandma tell you she is
68. Have you ever used colored
69. What do you think of
70. What is your favorite
71. How does a cabin far, far away,
with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound?
72. Salmon or Cod?
73. Crab or Lobster?
74. What sounds better: up or
75. What sounds better: sideways or
76. Ok, NOW where is your
77. Describe the best day of your
78. Broom or mop?
79. What is your favorite
80. Free! Don't have to answer this
since there is no question.
81. What is your full name?
82. What do you wish your name
83. Describe your kinkiest
84. What is the weirdest middle name
you've ever heard?
85. Are your feet the same
86. Cassettes or CDs?
87. Is watching "How The Grinch
Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?
88. What are your Christmas
89. How do you open your envelopes:
tear or cut?
90. 10 more to go, are you
91. Do you like onions?
92. What would you name your band, if
you had one?
93. Have you ever worn a
94. Did you know that if you talk into
a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you?
95. Frogs or toads?
96. Do u believe in making a wish at
97. 8 or 3?
98. How long can you hula-hoop
99. Did you know Dave is
100. You made it. Do you love me
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you
102. On your last birthday, what did
you wish for?
103. Do you know all the words to the
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party
in your house?
105.Are you going to name your son
106. If not, what?
107. What about your
108. Describe your most embarrassing
109. Do you read tabloids?
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny
attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
111. Do you like cotton
112. Do you suffer from
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh
114. Favorite food?
115. What would be the first thing you
would do if you won the lottery?
116. Ribbed or plain?
117. "Lala" or "Skittle
do wup do wa"?
118. Apple pie or cherry pie?
119. Pepsi or Coke?
120. Strawberry or Vanilla?
121. Favorite movies?
122. Favorite Actor?
123. Favorite Actress?
124. Cheerios or corn flakes?
125. Panty hose or
126. Do you shave your legs?
127. Midnight or mid-day?
128. Hope or Billy?
129. Cottonball or Q-tip?
130. Dry or lubricated?
131. Fast or slow?
132. Hard or soft bed?
133. Yogurt or ice-cream?
134. Spoon or fork?
135. Are you crying right
136. Fling or flick?
137. Look at your middle finger, on
your right hand, what do you see?
138. Look to your left, what do you
139. Look to your right, what do you
140. Who is at your house right
141. Are your legs crossed right
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy
143. Favorite song?
144. Boxers or briefs?
145.Tootsie pops or blowpops?
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or
147. Do you like to fish?
148. Is your grandpa cool?
149. Does your grandpa bore you with
150. Do you snore?
151. Describe how your breath smells
152. If you were a girl, would you
rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."
153. Does it taste good?
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use
155. Do you chew on
156. What is your favorite comic (like
in the paper!)
157. Acting class or class
158. Upside-down or
159. What's up?
160. What does "GROWL TIGER"
make you think of?
161. What does this ->
.dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of?
162. Blondes or brunettes?
163. Push or pull?
164. If a door says pull, do you
165. Do you even read those door
166. Do spiders scare you?
167. What does?
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS
when I was a baby?
169. What was your first
170. What was your first
171. What can you not
172. Did you know my phone just
173. Is your phone ringing?
174. What's your phone
175. Do you eat your
176. Are you in drag right
177. Wal-Mart of Kmart?
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah
179. How many REAL push-ups can you
180. How many fake push-ups can you
181. Go run a mile. You have ten
minutes. -- Are you tired now?
182. Does your bike have 2
183. Are they flat?
184. Can you do a hand-stand?
185. Front or back?
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop.
Turn around. What time is it?
187. Are you on fire right
188. If I give you a piece of paper,
what are the odds of you not eating it?
189. Sprite or 7-up?
190. Mug Root beer or
Bambi or Thumper?
192. Do you think Flower is
193. If I told you to jump off a
bridge, would you?
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for
195. Do you know there are people who
would do that for free?
196. Umm. can you count how many
questions are left?
197. Is your left pinky
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the
store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you
200. Do you know how many calories you
burn when you do the wild thing?
201. How do you spell
202. Can you burp whenever you
203. Will you call me?
204. What is the corniest pick-up line
you've ever HEARD?
205. When you sit are you actually
206. Spit or swallow? I mean gum
207. When it's time for you to go to
bed, do you go or stay up talking to me?
208. Did you know Mariah Carey
209. How old were you when you were
210. On a good day how many tootsie
pops can you eat?
211. On a bad?
212. X-Men or Power Rangers?
213. Go into a crowded public place..
try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens?
214. Do people give you
215. Pizza or squid?
216. Love or war?
217. What's your favorite sense: touch,
sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why?
218. If you could relive one day of
your life, what day, and why?
219. Shake or stir?
220. Pen or pencil?
221. On or off?
222. Ribbit or croak?
223. Comb or brush?
224. Sitting: indian-style or on your
225. What do you call them: Bangs or
226. How long are yours?
227. How long is it?
228. Will you please send me your
229. A large group of friends or a best
230. Nick or Shawn?
231. Lori or Kim?
232. Laurie or Lori?
233. Chris or Kris?
234. Who is the most perverted person
you've ever met?
236. Who is the dorkiest person you've
238. Would you consider yourself: wild
239. Would you consider yourself: shy,
fly, high, or dry?
240. Would you consider yourself: bad,
rad, mad, or sad? (ok these are lame so what :P)
241. Wind, water, or fire?
242. Earth or sky?
243. Iced or hot?
244. Mocha or regular?
245. Would you like fries with
246. Single or double?
247. Mild or hot sauce?
248. What do you think about
249. What color is your hand?
250. Do you like being called
251. Are you right-faced?
252. If you were a frog would you eat
253. Do you eat flies
254. If you were a cat would you eat
255. Do you have a pet rat?
256. Name your pets.
257. Do you love your pets?
258. Are you an exclamation kind of
person or a period?
259. Do you love me (question
260. VHS or hi-8?
261. What is better: sand or
262. What is better: walks on the beach
with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer
263. Are you scared of small
264. Alvin, Simon, or
265. Leave-in or Rinse-out?
266. Straight, waves, or
267. Who is your favorite power
268. Who is your favorite
269. Who is your favorite GI
270. Do you love Optimus
271. How did Optimus Prime die in
Transformers - the movie?
272. Did you watched Pee Wee's
Playhouse when you were little?
273. Would you watch it now if it was
274. How many licks does it take to get
to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
275. Will the world ever
276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find
277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga,
Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl?
278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a
cartoon or puppets?
279. Have you ever been to
280. Have you ever been to
281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do
you want to go again?
282. Have you ever been out of the
283. If so, where?
284. Do you like where you
285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that
286. Count your fingers. How many do
287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote
288. Do you secretly wish the
road-runner would get caught?
289. Who is better: Sylvester or
290. Is your room messy right
291. Count your fingers again. How many
do you have now?
292. Are you sure you counted
293. Do you have a thing for Peter
294. Have you ever been in love with a
295. What is your favorite TV
296. Who is your favorite cartoon
297. Who is your favorite TV
298. What is your favorite awards
299. Do you think you are going to be
famous one day?
300. If so, for what? If no, why
301. What was the last
certificate/award you got for?
302. Are you obsessed with
303. What is your favorite
304. Do you watch or play that
305. What is your favorite basketball
306. What is your favorite baseball
307. What is your favorite hockey
308. What is your favorite football
309. Favorite players?
310. What is the most boring thing to
watch on TV?
311. Do you watch golf?
312. Who is your favorite
313. If you said you weren't bored
before, are you now? If yes, SHUSH!
314. What are you the King
315. Can you name all the characters on
316. What is the bartenders
317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's
318. Who is the police chief?
319. What is your school
320. What grade are you in?
321. What are your school
322. What is your school
323. What clubs are you in?
324. Do you have a specific person who
is your school mascot?
325. If yes, what is his/her name and
what do they wear? If no, you should.
326. How many teachers do you
327. What is your favorite
329. What is your worst
331. What do you wish you had done in
the past, but didn't?
332. What do you wish you hadn't
333. What do you wish for?
334. What are your goals?
335. What do you plan to be?
336. Are you going to college (now or
337. Did middle school suck?
338. Did elementary school
339. Did you call elementary school
something else? (grade school, basic?)
340. How many people go to your
341. How many did you wish go to your
342. Do you hate anyone?
343. Do you love anyone?
344. Do you have a friend that you
345. Do you read your
346. Do you believe in that
347. Whipped cream or fudge
348. Please tell that someone that you
love, just what you're thinking of, if tomorrow never comes!
349. Do you pick up pennies off the
ground, if you find them?
350. Have you ever found someone's
351. Did you give it back?
352. What is the most money you've
ever found at once?
353. Who is your favorite
354. Do you think women with a lot of
makeup on are prettier?
355. Do you want to be a
356. Can you walk the
357. Have you ever pretended you
358. Are you too sexy for your
359. Have you ever gone out with more
than one person at a time? If so, what happened?
360. Do you read other people's
361. Are you Curious George?
362. Do you like monkeys?
363. Do you look like a
364. Are yawns contagious?
365. Does yawning turn you
366. Do you like Alanis
367. Do you think she is
368. Do you think she is a good
369. What type of fetishes do you
370. Do you wear socks on in
371. Do socks turn you on?
372. What do your weirdest socks look
373. Do your socks have holes in
374. Do you want a
375. What is that kind of phone called
with the round dialer thing that they don't make now?
376. Do your socks smell?
377. Do you smell?
378. What do you smell like?
379. Will what you smell like make me
380. What cologne do your
381. Or do you wear perfume?
382. Does it smell better or worse
383. Do you like CK-1 or
384. Do you wish you were a
385. So what's your foot doing right
386. Look up, what's there?
387. Do you have cable?
388. Do you have
389. Do you think the word
"HyPeRnEsS" sounds cool?
390. Do you have caller-ID?
391. Do you have
392. Do you have 2 phone
393. Do you think the phone company
rips you off?
394. Do you like your mom?
395. Do you like your dad?
396. Do you like your siblings?
397. Now that you've been filling this
out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ?
398. Do you have to use the bathroom
399. When was the last time you
400. Do you have a guy bathroom or
401. Are you the God of
402. What is your bathroom's color
403. What room are you in
404. What color shows up there the
405. Do you know who Keroppi
406. Do you know what Sanrio
407. Can you wink with either
408. Can you roll your
409. Do you have a
410. Do you like MTV?
411. Do you like Beavis and
412. Are you double-jointed?
413. When was the last time you went to
414. Do you like parks?
415. Do you like hiking?
416. Do you like kids?
417. Are you a kid?
418. Do you want kids?
419. Do you want kids now?
420. How many kids do you
421. Do you want to be a single
422. Are you going Easter egg
423. Do you hide Easter eggs from
424. Do you hide gifts/money from
yourself so you find them later and are surprised?
425. Do you like your
426. Have you ever been digging in your
backyard (if you have one) and found something interesting?
427. If so, what? If no, start
428. Did you know my phone just rang
429. Now is yours ringing?
430. What is your favorite radio
431. Do you know what a jingle
432. Does your radio station have
433. Have you memorized all their
434. Do they play as many commercials
as they play music?
435. What kind of music do they
436. Are you hungry right
437. Do you know of all the radio
stations in your area?
438. Do you not even care?
439. When were you the most surprised
440. Why? What happened?
441. Uh oh. My phone rang again. Did
you know that time?
442. Do you like it or hate it when
443. Are you psychic?
444. Are you psycho?
445. Do you like Beck?
446. Do you have 2 turntables and a
447. Do you want to be a DJ?
448. Are you a DJ?
449. Do you know "where it's
450. Where do you want to be right
451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly
452. Do you like school?
453. Do you bathe daily?
456. What is the first thing you do
when you wake up?
457. Do you like waking up?
458. Are you a morning
459. Would you let a girl paint your
nails if she asked?
460. Do you do it yourself?
461. Do your grandparents live in a
462. Do you want to be the Unibomber
463. Are you scared of the Easter
464. What about the Tooth
465. Do you like sitting on Santa's
466. When was the last time you
467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for
some silly putty?
468. Do you have a Ken doll?
469. Do you like him?
470. Do you want Barbie?
471. Do you still play with GI
472. Are transformers cool?
473. Do you love A Christmas
474. Is it time to slam down?
475. Does A Wonderful Life make you
476. Do you like glue?
477. What is your favorite recreational
478. Do you have a car?
479. What kind?
480. What kind of car do you
481. Have you ever swam in the Nile
482. Do you have a thing for
483. Are you a cat-man or a
484. Would you rather go to church or
pet your dog?
485. What is the plural form of
486. Do you like geese?
487. Do you like hot dogs?
488. What about hamburgers?
489. Ketchup, mayo, or
490. What is your favorite
491. Cup or glass?
492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ.
serving of Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt?
493. Are your feet cold right
494. Do you believe in
495. Have you ever seen a
496. What is your newspaper
497. Do you enjoy work?
498. Do you consider yourself
499. Do you like your ears?
500. Do you know what?